Acronyms Suck

To honor acronyms I’m going to put as many as I can in here…

Lol.

Plus I’m going to type in text language. But don’t worry, I’ll keep it mild. (Not like people who text me!)

But like dude, I hate txts tht I can’t read. It’s hard when ppl replace words and leave some out. Ain’t nobody got time to decipher ur cryptic message. Is it tht hard to type ALL the letters?

Lazos… (Pronounced Lazy but replace the y with an o. Yeah it’s a word! It’s in my FICTIONARY!)

I also have a hard time keeping up with all the new ones… I know the basics! (I’m giving up of typing like people’s texts. It annoys me.)

Lesson #2: Fishies

Backwash.

You know how when you drink water there are little bits of food in the drink? Gross right?

Lesson 1: Papers are dangerous!

Paper cuts hurt. Specially in between your fingers. Plus they seem to take FOREVER to heal…

Have you ever paper cut anyone else? I have. And I felt so bad.

Not here.

I’m not here.

I’m not here.

I’m not here.

Maybe if he said it enough it’d come true.

I’m not here.

Not working.